SCATISFACTION

The jubilation felt after taking a dump.

Pull over, I need some scatisfaction.

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SPLIBERISH

The barely discernable language spoken by black babies.

I don't know if he wants a banana or he shit in his pants, all I hear is spliberish.

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Redneck Reboot

A last resort when troubleshooting a computer. It is the act of removing the power source on a computer to try letting it reset itself.

If you've tried everything else, redneck reboot the son of a bitch.

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redneck russian

A drink consisting of Yoohoo, Kahlua and Vodka made when milk is not available.

Bartender, I'll have a Redneck Russian.

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