Avril Lavigne

A "woman" so stupid that while writing a song one day she thought to herself,"hm, what rhymes with house? Mouse, louse, gouse... Ooh I know! House!" She's 5 foot 3 with a pink streak and calls herself a rockstar!

Cashier at Walmart looks at Avril Lavigne as she asks for ciggarettes and says, "Woah, no offence, but you look just like that whiny skank avril lavigne!"

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