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Avril Lavigne

A "woman" so stupid that while writing a song one day she thought to herself,"hm, what rhymes with house? Mouse, louse, gouse... Ooh I know! House!" She's 5 foot 3 with a pink streak and calls herself a rockstar!

Cashier at Walmart looks at Avril Lavigne as she asks for ciggarettes and says, "Woah, no offence, but you look just like that whiny skank avril lavigne!"

by necrophiliac hater January 25, 2010

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