September 23

National put your dick in a bag of Doritos day.

the only day where it’s acceptable to put your dick in a bag of Doritos.

person 1 : “what’s your favorite flavor of Doritos?”
person 2: “why?”
person 1: “tomorrow is september 23 national put your dick in a bag of doritos day”
person 2: “shit i forgot. get me Cool Ranch”

110👍 23👎