a bitch that thinks she can sing
jlo: dont be fooled by the rocks that i got.
Ben dilks: who stood on a cats tail
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day when people get to use the most unoriginal jokes till 12:00
putting clingfilm on the toilet seat
swapping around the draws
turning back alarm clocks
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singer who goes round slagging people off who's figure isn't as 'good' as hers
christina: 'when i see a girl with big boobs and no bum, im like wat happened to her'
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tis a song and a swear word but it is also a secret rite, hell-bent or holy
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boy who permantly sounds like hes holding his nose!
mrs teacher: peter can u talk probably wiv out holding yor nose.
peter:i am
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