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Titty-to-pretty ratio (TPR) is a subjective measure of a female's overall physical attractiveness, weighted positively by the mass of titties. It is determined by the ratio of sweatermeat relative to facial attractiveness. A TPR of 10:10 is a perfect female, whereas a 0:10 is a perfect flat-chested female and a 10:0 is a ridiculously endowed butter face. A TPR threshold is a ratio of personal preference below which titty cannot exceed pretty for the purposes of copulation.
I'm temporarily lowering my Titty-to-pretty ratio threshold to 5-5 because we're in Iceland and here a 10 is a 5.
Faking a pregnancy to get more food.
Look at that fatass panda. Bitch be burgerqueening that bottle.
A specialized form of cunt that publicly wrestles unskillfully with larger, less common words so as to feign intellect and reason. Also can refer specifically to the orifice on said cunt from which foolish words originate.
1) The following is a quote from word cunt, Sarah Palin: "Oil and coal? Of course, it's a fungible commodity and they don't flag, you know, the molecules, "...
2) Saw Dana Loesch on Bill Maher. She needs to shut her word cunt.
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