Ichiro

In baseball, when a player hits a slow, short infield ground ball that has no business in hell becoming a single, yet the player reaches first base safely anyways. Named after Seattle Mariners outfielder Ichiro Suzuki.

Announcer 1: "Suzuki hits a slow ground ball...there is NO WAY that is a hit, but of course, it is."
Announcer 2: "That's not a hit. That's an Ichiro."

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