Sobbi

It’s a creature that looks like a worm with wings.
It can fly and talk.
It prays on humans and chupacabras.
Avoids neon green and sweaters .
Most likely to consume you if you talk on the phone late at night.
(true story once I told my friend it happened to her =/)
Ways to avoid are:
Only talk on the phone on daylight hours.
Wear jackets, sweaters, or graphic T’s with neon green.
The way it eats you is by sucking you in.
For enjoyment it will suck your blood from your toe.
Gets vitamins by eating you hair.
Has a fast digesting system.

"Oh shit! That Sobbi's flying at you RIGHT NOW"

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