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the lines on your face from sleeping. they don't go away for like five hours I hate them.
hi, sorry I'm late, I just woke up. what? I have waxy diggles? shit hang one brb.
1π 9π
the highest of all compliments.
one day, friend, you'll be a soup cougar.
5π 12π
what a raving whore. I was totally all two in the pink, one in the stink.
66π 40π
making sure your friends hide their nerdy gear before their date arrives.
alright, yeah the tie is nice. hang on, let me trek check.
9π 2π
when too many dudes are at a gathering, and there needs to be a little more female pressence
what the hell is up with the boner party? I'm out.
19π 14π
hey, don't mess with my nackas, we'll thow shame on y'game.
12π 12π
when they tryin to step up in a brothas game, you feel me?
10π 50π