Hoffwomper

Facially challenged female, also know as Crocadillapig or face fire victim.. she answers to the name "Clang" cos thats the noise the shovel made when it hit her face.

Ha, look at that hoffwomper over there

KMB

Kick Michael's Bag

If a person shouts KMB, and Michael is in the vicinity, then his bag must be kicked. If Michael is not present, he is to be replaced by another person with a name beginning with M

KMB! (sounds of a bag being kicked)

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