December 19th

If your mother and aunt tell you happy birthday before someone else, and they have fat toes. It doesn’t account. Also hold accountable if you are wished a beloved birthday before or after 12a.m in another state you weren’t born in.

“Happy Birthday!!” (12:01 December 19th texas time) doesn’t count if you’re originally born in New Mexico.

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kinac

Want to piss on

You: Damn girl are you from Mackinac island?

Her: Yeah, why?

You: Because you’re the only mac I want to kinac