tavp

t - thats
a - an
v - valuble
p - point

used as a replacement for 'lol' in instant messaging

person one- mmm tasty ham salad
person two- tavp

person one- you are a sket
person two- tavp

the 5 second seat rule

this is used when, in an area their are restricted seats. if someone was to stand up you are to count to 5 before you may use their seat

tom- oh man there is no were to sit!
dick- im going to make some tea
tom- 1 2 3 4 5 my seat!
harry- ha ha now dick has no were to sit,
i love the 5 second seat rule!

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smeggage

1) when you have a dirty face

2) when someone has ejaculated on your face

thats some serious smeggage you've got going on

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one eyed smile

means sexaul intercourse

did you give her the one eyed smile last night?

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