Ninjacide

The same as suicide but with a ninja instead of a gun, rope, car exhaust...ect.

Purposly picking a fight with a ninja because you have a death wish.

Dan: Hey ninja, what's the matter? wake up on the wrong side of your mother this morning??

<later at Dan's closed casket funeral>
John: So, how did Dan die?
Kate: it was ninjacide...
John: Sweet!

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ninja balls

In reference to a ninja's testicles, or an adjective used to describe having ninja like testicles.

Joe: Man it took some ninja balls to wedgie that bouncer!

Dan: yeah, I know.

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Wookiee fart

A Fart thats sound resembles the howl of a Wookiee. The sound usually consist of 2 or more syllables and contains lots of "R" and "OW" sounds.

Steve: "BRROOOOWRROWWRRROOOOOOOOWWMMP!"

Joel: Dude! You just Wookiee farted in front of my mom!

Or most often heard when drinkin with the boys or having gorilla sex with the misses.

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