Smogejay

one who is a bum, crack head, or very poorly dressed individual who roams the streets in suburban areas. He/she tends to beg for change (particularly quarters) and if not given some they could get aggressive.

guy: man i cant even walk to the store without 2-3 smogejay's bum rushing me for quarters
Smogejay: aye youngblood lemme get some quarta from ya.

guy: hell naw smogejay take your rat ass someplace else

Niggardry

the used to identify the pure malice and hatred some niggas use to fuck up your life any and all the time. it can only be fought off with anti-niggardry tools like books, jobs applications, responsibilty, and popeyes chicken.

hater: aye nigga you aint even all that, i hope you die twice tomorrow!

sensible negro: aye man quit spreadin all that niggardry around here. thats black magic

hater: what you gon do nigga!!???

sensible negro: *pulls out a book* READ NIGGA!!!

Hater: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*melts into the darkness*

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Hood Flop

To mercilessly slam or take down an opponent in a wrestling match. this technique is most commonly used by negroes as a variation to several moves. For example; taking a mean shot and ending up slamming your foe into the mat with unrivaled fury, which can result in injury sometimes.

ex 1: Coach: why did you have to slam him so hard son?
wrestler: he kept trying to get away and i needed the points so i hoodflopped him

ex 2: jamal broke that kids arm because he likes to hood flop, and the other guty paid the price