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east poundtown

The strapping on of a rubber phalus by a woman and subsequent insertion of said phalus into her husband's anus. The woman is careful to disregard the man's wellbeing and satisfaction.

guy: "hey bill you look like your walking funny, everything all right?"

bill: "oh yeah my wife just took me to east poundtown last night."

guy: "dude thats gotta be the gayest thing ive ever heard."

by newstylee March 7, 2008

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typewriter golf

A type of golf employed by most bad golfers, consists mainly of "hunting" for your ball for 10 minutes and then "pecking" it 20 yards forward.

steve: "man its really taking jim a long time to get up here to the green."

bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."

by newstylee April 30, 2008

7👍 2👎


typewriter golf

A type of golf employed by most bad golfers, consists mainly of "hunting" for your ball for 10 minutes and then "pecking" it 20 yards forward.

jim: "man steve is really taking a long time to get to the green."

bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf."

by newstylee April 28, 2008

3👍 3👎