Round Up

Round Up is the weekend after Spring Break consisting of continuous parties by the frats of the University of Texas at Austin. All the sorority girls wear a clusterfuck of matching neon, all the other girls who never party go out just for the hell of it (or for their favorite rappers circa middle school), all the frat boys are drunk for 72 hours straight, and all the other guys are either a) so desperate to party that they pay for an overprices wristband or b) they sit inside their room watching Step Brothers.

In between the week of Spring Break and Round Up, zero fucks will be given for school.

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