grumpstrated

When a female (usually in her thirties) displays in a grumpy manner her frustration over the lack of single men.

I knew I had made a mistake bringing up my new boyfriend as Sally became visibly grumpstrated.

Eastwood

The act of having a deep yet slightly incoherent conversation with a chair whilst pretending to be Dirty Harry.

My girl friend broke up with me the other night. I really wanted to give her a piece of my mind but since she won't talk to me I decided to eastwood my sofa chair.

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