Wacker

A person, who is volunteer, part-time or call in the Fire or EMS service, or badly wants to be apart of such service and;
Always has the latest gear, the "coolest" shirts, plenty of stickers and too many lights on his car.

Wants everyone to know that they are Fire/EMS and are often found posting selfies in their Fire/EMS gear or uniform, despite the fact that their real job is at a supermarket or big box store.

"Hey look at that kid with his Saturn, he joined the fire department last week and now he has a lightbar and stickers all over it, what a wacker!!"

hit and fade

The act of having first time sex, then immediately and progressively distancing yourself from them, thus fading away.

Bro 1 "Yo I finally hit that and now she wont leave me alone!"
Bro 2 "Hit and Fade Bro, Hit and Fade"