CatPants

sleazy woman. show's her tits for swag. has admitted to sleeping with Gene Simmons, she even had the nerve to admit that.

Catpants has weird looking tits, very bad boob job.

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Click

a new relationship

to get off with someone!

"did you get a click last night!"

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Sludge Mafia approved

Only the select few prime rib grade E bottom of the barrel meat get these little titles handed down from the actual mafia cunts. Most are troll like men wearing their little badges proudly.

I stole CrimsonKing02's sludge mafia approval badge lol

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rape kit

Hospital/police procedure for collecting evidence from a recent rape victim, e.g. clothing and semen samples. Also: the completed box of evidence.

After the exam, the police collected her rape kit to test for DNA samples.

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Bugger Island

Australian expression of (intense) frustration or rage

*drops expensive electrical appliance - it breaks*
BUGGER ISLAND!!!!!

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imperial system

An awful outdated system still used in many countries such as the US and partly in the UK.

Revolves around measuring weight, length, distance and currency in units that actually do not make sense, unlike the metric system which has been taken on board by most countries and is used in all science.

imperial system : 12 inches is a foot. 3 foot is a yard. 1760 yards is a mile.

metric system : 10 milimetres is a centimetre. 100 centimetres is a metre. 1000 metres is a kilometre.

Which system makes sense?

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Pisshole

What your eyes look like after a good night on the drink

"Were you drunk last night?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Your eyes look like pissholes in the snow!!!"

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