Nirvana

The greatest band of all time.

they are in a totally different league to every other band.

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wind your neck in

Given as advice to someone you you'd like to sit down and shut up, whilst also pointing out that they are wrong.

Dave, we've missed our exit thanks to your shit map reading, adding 20 miles to our journey, so wind your fucking neck in.

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Jaood

The brunt of 90% of the racist jokes in nohunters, and one of the leading campers.

my stereo is missing... where the fuck is Jaood?

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Jaood

A buddy-buddy Br.commer who feigns a deep knowledge on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to act as though he has something to be the authority on.

Jaood is such a br.comer - groundlobp

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tow head

tow headed is literally "flaxen haired". This meaning of tow comes from Middle Low German touw (which means "flax, hemp fiber"). This probably went back to the prehistoric Germanic base *tow-, *taw "make, prepare" (source also of English tool), in the sense "make yarn from wool; spin".

he's a real tow head

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owned

To slap another on the ass causing them to squeal like a bitch, i.e. Dave.

*slap noise*, "Ha!! Owned!!"

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Tittyfuck

Stickin' yo penis between some tig ol' bitties

Man, I tittyfucked yo momma last night.

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