messy turtle

when a guy shits into a girls vaginal orface for sexual pleasure.

everything was going fine until alfredo thought he was slick and pulled a messy turtle. we had to postpone orgasm for a half an hour due to cleaning problems.

screamo

Screamo is NOT emo. Emo is hardcore gay. Screamo combines hardcore with raw rock. Screamo greats include Alexisonfire and Showbread.

Showbread is not even close to Emo but they are screamo christian.

hobagbastardwhorebitch

(n). 1: A person who causes great anguish among others... 2: funky jumble of words

"Kyle, stop being such a hobagbastardwhorebitch"

cockeater

a woman's pussy

=====)(|) the pussy eats the cock

redundant school of redundancy for the chronically redundant

1. a place where you send your friends as a sort of punishment for being, saying, or doing something redundant. the redundant act must be unnecessary or unneeded.

3. a place where you send your friends as a remedy for being, saying or doing something twice, or more than one time or repeating repeating themselves in various ways that are different but mean the same thing.

3. a home for redundants

That's it, (to redundant friend) your going to the redundant school of redundancy for the chronically redundant.

pimpmobile

A BIG old car in mint condition riding on dubs or better with hydro's, windows so dark you need a flashlight to see, a system that makes the pavement crack, and potential to set the road on fire

Old pimped out caddy or lincoln.

jazz

it means "it's okay" or "it will do"

Good enough for jazz