up the back

to bang someone in the ass.

She said to me, "You can go up the front or up the back."

And I thought to myself, sweet, this chick wants me to bang her in the ass.

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marine biologist

A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up

I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.

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warthog

Vehicle featured in the video game Halo. Its a jeeplike vehicle that has a mounted gun attachment. The first weapon is a minigun, and the second weapon is a rocket launcher (only available in the PC version). Seats 3

When I took the blue teams flag, I jumped into a warthog and drove back to my base.

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abuber

meaning absolutely uber*
a word of amazing elegance and grace but still with the power of a hungry donkey
*see uber

the children fled as the uber hippie dolphin rose above them, however an abuber flying rabbit quickly doused thee oponent in flames from his firey red spoons and won the day for all of mankind and rabbits

Meat Spanker

A person who enjoys Jacking Off

Rufus' pop is a dirty meat-spanker.

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drug problem

a drug problem is when an unsuspecting person has been drugged by someone as a result of organized crime or some other form of malicious mischief. a drug problem is best usually ongoing and administered in a variety of ways through coffee, cups, clothing, projectiles, food or other sneaky means like toothpaste, contact lenses etc.

Some people use drug problems to destory the competition.
I don't use drugs recreationally and hate drug problems.

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shootyouinthefuckinface

A simple word best used for bank robberies.

Hey! how do you spell shootyouinthefuckin face?

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