Holy Torpedo

This is an appropriate form of Holy Shit! but is not that bad mainly for little kids.

6 year old kid: Holy Torpedo! that car went fast mom!

Mother of the kid: Holy Shit that fucking car went fast!

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ounce night

get together one night and smoke an ounce

Ounce night this weekend

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Chickamuhow

A code word for saying "Yo homie." It is a random word made by myself. It is part of our code language called "Home Talk".

"Chickamuhow you wanna go somewhere tonight."

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pimpwhore

Ryan Guthrie

You're such a pimpwhore

aww shit

Used when one is about to have somehting bad happen to them, or has found out something very bad.

Aww shit! I left my money at home!

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Bajobas

Used the same way as the word things, but sounds mor erotic than it really is.

Hey man, you done with that bajoba?

dude, put your bajobas away!

I love those little bajobs..

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meeting

An opportunity to meet new friends and impress people during work time, without actually having to do any work.

The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:

1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".

2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.

I have no work to do, and I need to look busy in case the boss comes back.

I know - I will call a meeting!

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