santa

A communist.

Karl Marx, Lennin, and Poppa Smurf all had beards. 2/3 Are communists. Santa has a beard <i> and </i> dresses in red. He must be a commie.

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skeet

to ejaculate and blow your load

i skeeted all over your moms ass

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</yourself>

Literall translation: "end yourself". Used most commonly on Internet Message Boards.

Would you please </yourself>

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Brace

A rich person who claims to be poor. Normally skanks drinks off others and claims to be skint all the time.

Argh man im really skint and cant go out.

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john and jeff show

A radio show for the 3rd shift and insomniacs.

I was listening to the john and jeff show last night.

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groceperson

a person who works in a grocery store. First heard on NPR's "A Praire Home Companion".

I asked the groceperson where I could find the ketchup.

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silpy

Acting irritated, or not themselves. Like in a cranky or irritated mood. Acting upset because of a previous event, and letting it show.

Like somebody might be irritated one day, and his friend would be like "Yo man, you actin silpy, somethin happen?" or "why you silpy today man?"

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