fack

How Canadians usually pronounce the word "fuck"

Holy fack, yous a biitch

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splinter cell

fuckin greatest game ever.

sam fisher is a splinter cell in the greatest game ever.

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red sox

1. sox of the color red
2. pro baseball team

1. im wearing red sox
2. the red sox won the world series

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weaver diva

A loud, annoying, usually female yoghurt weaver. Characterised by ethnic clothes, weird diet and ill behaved children. May also smell funny and drink organic banana beer at the Gregson

Oh man, I was having a good time talking to (insert woman's name) when her bitch weaver diva mate turned up and I had to run away.

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phaggot

word that describes a gay guy

phaggots are disguisting

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cherry picker

1. A fruit farmer

2. Someone who picks the "cherries" of young girls i.e. frees them from their virginity

1. This year's crops were bad, so the cherry picker applied for a farming subsidy.

2. Billy-bob was the town cherry picker. No girl was safe. He thought he was entitled to a farming subsidy too.

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Damon Hill

Slang for ecstasy
Damon Hill = Pill
After Damon Hill. ex British F1 driver and all round top fella

"Dave. Can you get me another Damon Hill, the last one blew my head off"

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