Skeeter

When you get head while taking a shit.

Nazar: Yo i got a skeeter from that bitch fele last night!
Arthur: fo sho? i got one from your mom last night.

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Trogdor

mythical "wingaling" dragon, with lots of majesty, who burninates peasants, countrysides, and thatch-roofed cotages. Occasionally he will smite a Kerrek.

okay...the v's are consummate, not consonant. consummate means "perfect" or "immaculate", meaning that the teeth are made of perfect v's, which is why coach zee's attempts is so horrendous.

I said consummate v's! Consummate! Jeez...guy wouldn't know majesty if it jumped up and bit 'im in de face!

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thanger

Someone you dislike or hate, but would like to sleep with nonetheless.

Avril Lavigne is a thanger.

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bermy

Short form form Bermuda

Ronelle is going back to Bermy

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chindian

A person who is 1/2 chinese and 1/2 indian

Chindian's are very common in Malaysia.

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samoflange

The samoflange is also part of one of the infamous Thundercats voiceover out-takes.

"...and get your foot off that blasted samoflange.... what the f*** is a samoflange?!"

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Elevator Dance Party

1) When you stick a half-dozen goofy white guys with Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts in the elevator of a busy office/residential building. One person carries around a boombox or some small stereo in hand and the rest attempt to do stereotypical white man dance techniques like the shopping cart, water sprinkler, or the cabbage patch. The music of choice is usually a trance/techno mix. Movement is limited, so you get what looks like a rhythmless, homosexual clusterfuck. Usually will only last up to 15 minutes, when at that time someone complains that they can't take the elevator because a group of dorks are taking up too much room and/or making a scene.

2) A real sausage fest.

"When some guys from SUNY Albany tried to throw an Elevator Dance Party, their shindig was prematurely halted due to Aunt Jemima complaining about it. On the bright side, at least they didn't permanently ruin their chances of scoring with a woman for the next several years."

"Elevator Dance Parties never include more than one of two ladies tops, so it ends up being a statistical sausage fest."

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