epakfokfal

Epakfokfal is everything. Epakfokfal is nothing. It is everything and nothing at the same time.

Who the hell left epakfokfal on the floor?

My, that's a lovely epakfokfal you have.

How many epakfokfal's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Darn! The toilet is clogged with epakfokfal again.

I heard if you stare at an epakfokfal for 10 minutes you go blind.

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8 Seconds

When you are fucking a chick doggy style, put her in a full nelson, tell her she is the ugliest bitch you have ever seen, and then try and hang in there for 8 seconds.

I tried for the 8 seconds, and the bitch got me off.

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how much da head do for

Question to a prostitute asking, "How much for a blowjob?".

Hey baby, how much da head do for?

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quarter life crisis

A quarter life crisis is a crisis that happens when you are in or around the ages of 15 to 20.
Some signs may be cutting or drinking

There is blood on the floor little janey must be going through her quarterlife crisis

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retardedrandy

a retarded randy is someone who thinks hes cool but trips or eats crap infront of public

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Kevin Millar

He is a mediocre 1b and OF for the redsox. He normally has a better second half of a season than a first.

Kevin Millar has hit 3 homeruns tonight

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yggdrasill

Smut Monkey. Can't keep themselves out of the gutter.

I was really looking forward to my dinner before that yggdrasill opened their gob

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