bijigity

The mental retardation that occurs simultaineously in women when infatuation with a guy sets in. This often occurs in springtime heat when a girl falls head over a guy who seems rather reserved, calmish and unapproachable or does not express enough interest in her; a sometimes uncool sense of urgency while seeking a mans attention. Bijigitiness can often be complicated by intense orgasm, in which case the man should move to chinatown and change his name to wong.

Whoa, that hot blonde chick got all bijigity over me down at the gym, I think I complicated it by forgetting who she was.

You should have banged her dude!

Nah, if I gave her an O, I would have had to move to chinatown and change my name to wong.

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green twinkie

A shrink wrapped pile of cash. Typically seen in casino cages and generally consisting of 500 or 1000 twenties, fifties, or hundreds. Common green twinkies contain $10,000 or $25,000 while more desirable twinkies can contain $50,000 or $100,000. Green twinkies are commonly seen on television and in the movies and are usually seen used to transact some kind of business or transferred between friends. ie. Drug dealers and Mafia bosses and the like.

Did you see what Shirley gave Phylis?

Looked like a big green twinkie.

I just love twinkies.

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Nomar Garciaparra

Redsox Short Stop. He has been on the team for the past 8 years, and is said this will become his last. He is one of the best hitters on the team and loads the team with energy

Without Nomar, The Sox wont do win a World Series

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Po-Town

The city of Poughkeepsie, New York.

Furthermore, it is the nickname all the Hudson Valley college kids use when describing where they come from.

Frank (from Illinois): So Nick, what part of New York do you come from, dog?
Nick: Po-Town, and I'm not your dog...
Frank: ...Ok.

(Later on...)

Vince(From Wappingers Falls, NY):Nick, where you don' come from, son?
Nick: Po-Town, playa.
Vince: Fo shizzle? (Points to himself) "Wapps" in ya grill, kid!
Nick: "Hud Val" represent, beliedat.

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Po-Town

City of Poughkeepsie, NY in the Hudson Valley

Stomping grounds for students of Marist College who frequent locations such as Mad Hatter's, Rennies, the Palace Diner and the Galleria Mall. At night, avoid Main Street when on foot no matter how badly you think you need Taco Bell. Subject to frequent snow storms in the winter may prevent college students from leaving their houses during the day, except to aquire the essentials: food, alcohol, and pot.

Area Hot Spots: Sunset, Taylor, Fairview, Grand, Hooker, Mill

See also Po-Po: Poughkeepsie Police

A: You heading out into Po-Town tonight?
B: Hell yea, nucka.

Welcoming to newcomers:
"Making Po-town yo'-town"

Related Expressions:
"Getting tipsy in Poughkeepsie"

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got it right

got it right means that something is nice

if you just got a new thumping system and was blasting it in a parking lot, a african would come up to you and a you got it right ka, you got it right

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Ebaum

the creator of Ebaumsworld.com. It has some pretty funny materials, but is bombarded with advertisments, pop-ups, and spyware. Not reccomended for cruddy computers with poor/no pop-up/ad-ware blocker, actualy really no one should go to this site (Note that this is my opinion). Too much ads and pop-ups. It's even more than Newgrounds and Albinoblacksheep.

Person 1: "dude, I went to Ebaum's world to check out a video, but my computer crashed and went to hell on the blue screen of death.
Person 2: "You shoud try albinoblacksheep instead. Less hassle."

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