consignment

when you and your friends get so fucked up that you dont know what you are talking about, so you say funny words. for example... consignment

Enter the consignment (remove the hand break and role up the road in a carstart driving up the road.)

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roast beef dj

female masturbation.

i caught her doing the roast beef dj.

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P.H.A.T

If you want to be insensitive or just cruel to some anorexic person, say something such as "Anorexia is P.H.A.T."

Anorexia is P.H.A.T.

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deffin

To white out, to get paranoid whilst stoned

He's deffin...

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messy turtle

when a guy shits into a girls vaginal orface for sexual pleasure.

everything was going fine until alfredo thought he was slick and pulled a messy turtle. we had to postpone orgasm for a half an hour due to cleaning problems.

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screamo

Screamo is NOT emo. Emo is hardcore gay. Screamo combines hardcore with raw rock. Screamo greats include Alexisonfire and Showbread.

Showbread is not even close to Emo but they are screamo christian.

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hobagbastardwhorebitch

(n). 1: A person who causes great anguish among others... 2: funky jumble of words

"Kyle, stop being such a hobagbastardwhorebitch"

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