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When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.
It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
Walking around in crowded areas and you realize that you have to stop for not to shit in your pants. You stop, tighten your ass balls and pretend you find something interesting, because it's not possible to walk normally and tight your ass balls at the same time.
In a supermarket with friends: 'Hey, why does Peter stop to look at those ridiculous clothes?"
Friend answer: "Probably a beef stop to keep it in there"
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The technology approach in context of 'avocado birth'.
You and you're team have developed and worked a long time with a new release. This release is huge, with lots of codelines, many third party dependencies and integrations to rely on. If it fails, it could take down your entire system platform that your partners and customers are depent on.
You face a system acocado launch.
Management: "When will the new release of our new software be in production?"
You: "Probably today. We have to pay special attention to this one. It's an avocado launch"