mafia

the people who really control the world we just dont know it.

Robert De Niro and Al Pacino are real gangstas.
Don't FUCK wit us Italians

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milk carton

to dissappear or to make someone dissappear. To leave without a trace.

I could not get to the bottom of things so I found it necessary to milk carton.

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George W. Bush

"The Idiot Son Of An Asshole."

This man bought his way through school even though he was a "C" average student. He uses God as a vote increase. This man will do anything for oil even if it involves sending soldiers to war for no reason. He is the unpresident.

1.George W. Bush Quote:
"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation...You gotta preserve."
Nashua, NH 1/28/00

2. George W. Bush is to dumb to eat pretzels.

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Slimey McGerkins

The shitty green stuff inside McDonald burgers.

"Big Mac please. No Slimey McGerkins."

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nooblette

a condescending term that noobs who were called noobs by other noobs (nooblet) would call a noob of even lower rank (Noob > Nooblet > Nooblette). A variation of the word "nooblette" is "noobletta" which is used to make a noob feel even more like a bitch.

"Your blessed hammer only took 10 points of my life you fucking nooblette."

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Shaundel

a sloppy slut whos addicted to cigarettes and give head to nick.(see definition of nick)

dude your step sis shaundel is bangin

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meeting

An opportunity to meet new friends and impress people during work time, without actually having to do any work.

The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:

1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".

2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.

I have no work to do, and I need to look busy in case the boss comes back.

I know - I will call a meeting!

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