Rural Dictionary

reynoldsburg

A boring ass burb of Columbus, Ohio that is right off of I-270.

Let's get outta reynoldsburg and go see a concert at Newport.

by nick June 27, 2004

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the tigress

a gay superhero who fights crime and looks like a gay tiger and he also rocks the mohawk....he has had epic battles with people such as Dr.Doom at Universal Studios

like a character from marvel...only gayer and possibly a little fatter

by nick April 12, 2005

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n. a woman who follows or observes her mark persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement (stress derangement). A bunny boiler's mark is a man that she has had sex with maybe one time, usually this man is hard working and strives to succeed profesionally and in life. A bunny boiler's plan consists of plan A and plan B.

Plan A: The ultimate goal of a bunny boiler is to fix her mark's life by interfering and/or setting him up and blackmailing him in an effort to force him into a horrible relationship that was never meant to be. The bunny boiler's goal is almost certainly a recipe for disaster and a fate worse than death itself. When the plan begins to fail the bunny boiler then resorts to plan B: destruction.

The term is taken from Glenn Close's character in 'Fatal Attraction', who after engaging in a steamy hot one time sex scene with a colleague, Michael Douglas' character, she resorts to boiling her former one time sex parter's family pet rabbit in an all out war aimed at disrupting his life, family, career and destroy (emphasis on destroy) him for not wanting a sincere man/woman (nuclear family) type relationship with her.

An open letter to all bunny boilers:

Dear Bunny Boilers (you know who you are):

I am sorry that it didn't work out. Really I meant you no harm and hope that you had a good time. I am sure you will find a new boy friend.

Your friend always

E. Nuff Allready

by nick February 26, 2006

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bunny boiler

just a special note for some of you who have defined bunny boiler. the key bunny boiler characteristic is such that a bunny boiler is not the girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife etc. of the man who's bunny gets boiled. she is just some skank who he, maybe, poked in the whiskers or gave it too one time on a whim or a dare (or request) from a friend when he was drunk. really having no liability whatsoever, not even a requirement to call.

yeah, my housemate of spring semester my first senior year asked me to give it to one of her buddies so i told i would if i were really drunk. she got me drunk and took care of me, i threw up after being dragged to my bedroom by the skank and then was asked to brush my teeth and taken to bed in a very suggestable drunken (read shmattered) state. the bunny boiler thinks we have a relationship some 13 years later or some shit and she thinks we have dated in between as well. uh, no, no we didn't, now go away. I need WITSEC.

by nick May 10, 2006

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