goose

A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.

What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.

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goose

Shot from behind.

lol shit fool ima get goosed.

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rolf harris

When engaging in anal sex and you take your thang out of your girl's butt and draw a charicature on her ass with it, this is known as performing a rolf harris.

Dude, last night I was shaggin' my mates bird when I rolf harris'd his face on her sweet cheeks.

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FUCK BUSH

To insert a penis into anothers pubic region. To rub ones vagina against anothers pubic region.

Are you going to fuck bush tonight?
No, thankyou. I'm fucking vagina.

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weanis

other word for male reproduction organ. AKA penis.

your a weanis head, bitch!

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orgasmic telepathy

n. Communication by means other than through the normal senses capable of achieving high levels of sexual stimulation in the opposite sex that utilizes techniques similar to the vulcan's mind meld or aquaman's aquatic telepathy. Orgasmic telepathy, when mastered, is a great way to get women to do your bidding (sort of like aquaman controls fishies and other sea creatures)

How did you get Buffy to let you copy her homework?
I used orgasmic telepathy, she let out a pleasant grin and just handed over the goods.

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pns

A penis

Frec doesn't have a pns

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