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Dance technique adopted by most white, male teenagers that requires very little rhythm and coordination, but still comes off as looking funny and novel enough not to immediately take them out of contention with the better looking women at a club or a party. The shopping cart is peformed by placing one arm out in front of you, as if guiding an imaginary "cart," while with the other you branch out and clench a fist to any random area above your waist, as if "taking groceries of the shelf." In most cases, men who utilize the shopping cart can get a laugh, but those who use it generally are not the ones scoring with the chicks later. Has been a cornerstone of the white male teenager's limited dance repetoire for almost a decade.
"Ethan, afraid of losing Emily to the latino boy break dancing over on the opposite end of the gymnasium, acted quickly and busted out the shopping cart, which made Emily laugh. He quickly poured her some punch, complimented her on her eyes, and persuaded her to go out and get some fresh air. Without the shopping cart, he'd have to subject himself to talking with a butterface like Brenda."
50π 46π
right (as in left right)
OLD
**turn to your right**
NEW
**turn to your >**
30π 122π
The distance from one's asshole an object must be to be held in an orbital path due to gravatational attraction.
Christie had a 783,278,097.83 meter anal orbit, relative to John's asshole.
9π 9π
A very horney ugly girl waiting for sex in the bar after last call, typically the last resort for any man, but with the beer goggles and all, the mistake is not seen till morning.
When I woke in the morning and next to the last call girl, I nearly chewed my own arm off to get away.
35π 9π
the detritus on a gentlemans hand after one has 'galloped one's maggott'.
'give me some bog paper, i've got knuckle glitter everywhere'
9π 6π
An insult; much like the word "asshole" or "Douchebag".
"You stupid pigglefuck, you broke it!"
5π 4π