chiia

1.Yeah
2.a greeting

1. "you coming over my house later?"
"chiia"
2. *phone rings*
"chiia?"

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gungsta

same as gungster
see gungster

Whats up gungsta?
Fo' the love of stop callin me that im ot coll and i dont no wat that means!

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arsing about

1) messing about, being a fool
2) doing nothing in particular for a long time

"What have you been doing all day?"
"Arsing about."

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deployed

To distribute persons systematically or strategically to a remote part of the planet with limited resources leaving them to their own resourcefulness, skill, strength and intestinal fortitude to return to their native habitat in one piece.

Your buddy woke up in Tunisia with a pair of ripped levi jeans, one air jordan and one pump sneaker both different sizes, a pencil, 4 grapes a fur coat and a rubberband with only 16 dollars and 81 cents in his pocket.

Sounds like somebody deployed him.

Yeah man, yeah, he probably screwed someone real bad to deserve that.

Hope he could remember his credit card number.

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Broats

A pair of trousers with a career behind them. Broats are most commonly seen on elderly retired army officers. Originally the broats were part of their best suit back in the thirties; then in the fifties they were demoted and used for gardening. Recently, pensions not being what they were, the broats have been called out of retirement and reinstated as part of the best suit again.

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minkfloors

a floor you have had sex on

I was with this girl,and oh ya..theres a new minkfloor

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penis pump

A pump powered by batteries to lengthen or pleasure the owner of a penis.

I used a penis pump when my penis was 3", now my penis is 5".

NOTE: NOT ALL PUMPS WORK!

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