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A belt worn by a heterosexual male that really ought to be worn by a female.
Check out that dude's girlie belt. Did he buy it in the juniors section?
Giving a man sexual pleasure by inserting an object into his urethra.
You got any pipe cleaners around here? I'm going to give you a cock fucking you won't soon forget.
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Giving a man sexual pleasure by inserting an object into his urethra.
You got any pipe cleaners around here? I'm going to give you a cock fucking you won't soon forget.
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Consensual rough, forceful sex
I can't believe the wife let me have sparta sex last night. Ow, my back.
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Someone who is so far in the closet, the bedroom closet won't let him in. He has to do all his homosexual activities in the hallway coat closet.
I don't even know if he knows he's gay. He's a total coat muncher.
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