gay card

A mythical card that is used to indirectly tell someone an action or activity is not typically performed by a straight male. The card is similar to a frequent diner or buyer card where a stamp or hole punch is placed in the card and after so many punches the card is full. A Gay Card is stamped or punched when a man (usually straight) performs a stereotypical gay action such as interior decorating, color coordinating, etc. At a certain point the card is filled and the person is deemed gay.

"Dude, arranging flowers is like two punches in your gay card."

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