ahortly

when you say you will be back but you really have no clue in when you'll be back

Hey man I'll be back ahortly!
(3 hours later and he's still not back)

Cleep

Squirting, when you are in the bed and you squirt. Or, when your orange juice cleeps.

I just cleeped so hard. Aw man, my apple juice just cleeped!