doy

a war cry used by the afro-karateka warchiefs of north america in the early 1970s. it increases the power and precision of their attacks and also features as a startling tactic due to its incredibly odd sound.

attacker: "he's not goin' to hawaii!"
afro-karateka: "doy! doy! d-d-d-d-doyyyy!

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Gloonkey

A facial disfigurement. Someone who suffers from 'gloonkey' has a lower jaw that protrudes further than the upper jaw. The word is specifically defined so that if a sufferer pronounces it, their condition is expressed to the extreme due to the gurning involved, and thus other people who see it will understand the meaning on a visual basis.

"have you seen morrissey from the smiths? he has a bad case of gloonkey..."
"i'm sure bruce springsteen has gloonkey..."

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qut

the sound made by acne spot when you squeeze it really hard and it bursts with high pressure

ooh, ike.... arghhhhh QUT!
ahhh....

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toboggan run

when a dog with an itchy ringpiece sits upright on a rough carpet and pulls itself along with just its front legs to get relief

"check it out dude! your dog is doin a toboggan run!"
"urgh - its left a mooky trail..."

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gu-honk

the sound your backside makes when you have recently eaten something potent.
its a 2-syllable fart: the 1st part is a quiet, suppressed and discreet noise; the 2nd is ultra loud and represents a failure to contain the pressure of the rectum

"this week, i have been mostly eating bake beans, scotch eggs and drinking fizzy pop!".... gu-HONK!.... "pardon me :S"

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