massive

cool, awesome; as defined by Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report

Skater: "Dude I just did a 360 heelflip... blindfolded!!"

Skater #2: "Woah man, that's massive!"

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WIN

To say something is WIN is to say it is cool. Derived from the phrase ftw which is 'for the win'

Harry: "Hey man, you catch the game last night?"

Nick: "Yeah!! It was WIN!"

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blumkin

the act of receiving head while taking a shit

Gerry (on the phone with Joe): "Dude I'm so horny, but I'm stuck on the toilet taking a massive shit."

Joe: "If I were you I'd get my girlfriend to give me a blumkin."

Gerry: "Oh yeah!! It's the perfect combination of the two things I love: sitting on the toilet and getting my dick sucked."

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