Uncle Nephew

The incestious offspring of your grandmother and your brother, or your grandfather and your sister. Being the brother of your mother, and therefore your uncle, and the son of your sister, and therefore your nephew. He is your respectable Uncle Nephew, and he is quite a debauchery of gene mixing.

Good Ol' Leonard Bobby Ferguson was sitting on the top of Mount Rushmore one day when he saw his Grandmother wearing a very revealing outfit.

See, him and his Grandmother were only about twenty years apart due to the family tradition of giving birth at the age of ten. Leonard, who I'll refer to from now on as Leo, felt the old feelings rising in him again and brought his family to a new low by commiting an act of incest with his own grandmother, which she enjoyed just as much as he did...for fuck's sake.

Anyway, eight (not nine) months later their offspring was born. Leo's brother Siegfried reluctantly called this new family member his "Uncle Nephew."

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New Jerkskey

The more run down and/or unpleasant parts of New Jersey that make the state so infamous.

Such as but not limited to Newark, which borders New York City where many journalism and media corporations are based, Jersey City which is named after the damned state, or Asbury Park which is secretly where every 1990s rap music video is based off of.

Bobby McFerret: "Hey look at that sign. It says we're entering Newark."

James Gandalffini "The Grey": "Shit! Strap on your belts boys. We've just crossed over into...New Jerkskey!"

Everyone else except that mute guy: "*GASP*"

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Going Butt Fuck

When someone becomes extremely excited or stimulated as if they had a severe form of A.D.D. Much like Going Ape Shit, but usually in a more positive way. Similar to a fangasm.

Joe Bob McHootenanny: "I was in the mall the other day and I didn't want to get anything I didn't need. Then a lady by the toy store offered me a huge figure of the Big Daddy from Bioshock that was so well sculpted and painted it looked real! I proceeded to start going butt fuck and payed the $245 it cost... And that's why we can't afford to pay the rent this month, honey."

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Anemo

An emo anime; an anime with the traits that of the emo culture, and the style and pacing of an anime. Usually has long periods of monologuing, raining, "artistic" scenes, and complaining about how tragic life is. Also spelled "Animo" for a more obvious connection to Japanese cartoons.

Marty the Martian: "Hey, did you see the anime Death Note last Saturday?"

Mikey the Microscope: "You mean the anemo? Anime's not really my thing, you know that."

Marty: "Then how would you know it's an anemo if you dont watch it?"

Mikey: "Don't question me, you fool!"

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Soul Mongler

Cock Mongler's dark alter ego. Using it's unadulterated force to punish those who offend it...which would be everyone. It uses it's evil mongling abilities to travel deep into one's soul and molest it to shreds. It also enjoys parsley soda.

It's time for thefinal confrontation between Cock Mongler and Soul Mongler!

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Aglets

The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces. Their true purpose is sinister.

Beware of the aglets

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Dioji

The ultimate name for a dog. Pronounced like the letters "D-O-G."

Bob: My dog's name is Dioji.

Bob 2: What?

Bob: Dioji...think about it.

Bob 2: Oh, I get it. That, uh...that's not funny.

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