hydrotow

A watersport that involves tethering to oneself a lightweight water craft, such as an inflatable pool toy, to carry goods or equipment while while open-water swimming, generally in a lake or ocean. The water craft is generally towed 5 - 15 feet behind the swimmer using a tow line, rope, or strap that is wrapped around the swimmer's waist. While initially invented to enhance the visibility of open-water swimmers to passing boats, the sport evolved into an adventure activity for hauling gear out to remote shores and island for overnight camping. The ideal tow craft used for HydroTowing is the Explorer 100. Another adequate tow craft for beginners to the sport is the Nimbus lounger.

"You don't need a canoe to get your campaign gear out to Raccoon Island. We will HydroTow."

text cream

The sweetest, juiciest content of a text or group message conversation. Is typically missed by those not paying attention, and envied by those that were excluded from the conversation.

"Was there another text cream I missed out on?"
"Why wasn't I part of the text cream?"

Yiq

A woven mesh bag used to transport or store wet goods or apparel. The woven mesh pattern, historically made from wicker and more modernly from nylon webbing, provides ventilation to the wet goods and prevents mold and mildew. Commonly used by participants of water-based activities, such as swimming, scuba-diving, and HydroTowing. Also called a yiq-sack or a yiq-yiq.

"Your wetsuit wouldn't smell like dog breath if you stored it in a yiq."

bext

Best next thing. Or Next best thing. Depends on the context.

I need to think and see what’s bext . Plan it out