mustachurbate

(verb), mustachurbated, mustachurbating
1: To masturbate with hair covering your face, particularly in the shape of a mustache

2: The act of masturbating onto a mustache

3: To masturbate while receiving head from someone with a mustache

I forgot to put a hair-tie in when I wanted to fap, so my hair covered my face and I had to mustachurbate.

cum and crumb

To eat in bed immediately after fapping or having sex.

Cum sesh so good we both had to cum and crumb

bnfr

But no, for-real...

You're such a weirdo! bnfr, you're the best.

3👍 2👎

ceiling tiddies

POV boobs. Specifically in a recording when a camera is pointing at the ceiling, and there are boobs dangling above it.

Oh man, my gf just snapped me sum ceiling tiddies!!

This vid has the best ceiling tiddy shot I have ever seen in my life!

Gandalf

Acronym:

Got

A

Nice
Dick

And

Loves

Fuckin'

"My boyfriend is so hung and horny all the time. He's such a Gandalf."