executive panty search

When you are pulled aside for secondary screening at the airport and they don't find anything that they were allegedly looking for.

TSA: "Excuse me miss, can you gather your belongings and step over here. WE NEED A FEMALE WAND OVER HERE!"

Passenger: "Oh great, apparently I've just qualified for the executive panty search."

TSA: (after fondling and finding nothing) "You are free to go, have a nice day!"

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out-douched

When you think you have seen or met some guy who is the biggest douche you have ever met, his friend comes along who is WAY worse and you realize he has been

"out-douched" much in the way one is out-classed.

Example: Ted (wearing his favorite sparkly Afflicton shirt) stepped out of his mercedes (to valet and that he CLEARLY cannot afford) runs into his pal, Jonathan, who is wearing a similar shirt AND his Ed Hardy hat. Obviously Ted has been out-douched by Jonathan.

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