frozen mushroom

The sense of coldness one receives when fully submerged underwater in a bath tub and the only thing above the surface is your tip.

David: I got a frozen mushroom yesterday.
Jack: Dude, you’re 27. Why are you still taking baths?

Skin Suitting

Cutting someone else’s skin off to commit a crime or indulge in fantasy related sexual conquests. Usually blames it on another person.

Nico: Yo. You hear about that dude who was skin suitting in Florida?
Ryan: Florida is really just the fucking shittiest hole we call a state in this country.

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premature geyser

When you are on your bed beating your cock so hard that your cum unexpectedly flies up into your face and mouth.

Ryan: Dude I experienced a premature geyser last night.

Me: Sorry to hear that man.