Amsterdam

A city where my boyfriend goes to for his holidays, the reason for his re occuring visits is because weed is legal there.

"Black crack alley mate, there's all prostitutes in the windows!"

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charva

im not a hippie or goth or nethin, jus normal and i stil think that charvas r scuffs hu hang around outside tescos fleggin on tha floor in their trackies and shoutin "ear rite..." and "init". Hu eva sed dat they have expensive clothes needs shootin, no offence but wot planet r they from i mean since wen has adidas poppers and tape players with new monkeys blastin out of been good. What i acnt understand is how they get their hats to stay on their heads wen its windy as there balanced at a 90 degree angle on the backs of their head so you can see the huge lethal fringe sticking out. i suppose if they wana spend ther lives in council estastes or outside supermarkets stoned or pist then its up 2 them, better than havin no goals i suppose. half of them end up in prison for dealin pills at raves to 10 year olds. and hu tha hell serves the lil 10 year olf for fags coz they always seem to have one in their hand!!!i do have friends hu aer slightly on tha charva side so im not stereotyping all of u, but some things jus hav 2 b sed.

what du cal a townie in a cupboard?
init!

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Virgin surgeon

A lad who has sex with a girl when he knows she's a virgin and then dumps her after and then goes and finds another virgin like in the movie "Kids".

"I love virgins they always smell like butterscotch." - quote from "Kids".

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Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.

I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.

Limpenny

an incrediably sexy name derives from the word sexylimpenny. every1 who no's her has to buy her sweets

being utterly n completely sexy

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roleplay

When you act out one of your sexual fantasies using characters ie. Dentist, teacher etc

"Let's play doctors and nurses!"

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pop

Used in substitution to almost every verb. Similar to "smurf" in the popular cartoon.

Did you pop the game yesterday?
I popped her an email, but she didn't reply.
After some foreplay, we started popping.
Pop this, shit man, it's good shit.
I'm thinking of popping it, but it's quite pricey.

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