doozle

a female version of poozle

lauren is gettin some major doozle tonight!

butt brain

a butt brain is a person that has shit for brains.

Jimmy is such a butt brain.

The Clash

REAL punk at it's fineist!

life

an obstacle that no one can get through

"I suck at life."

geico

-to do/say something completely irrelevent
-when something irrelevent happens

can be used as a noun, verb, or an adjective.

definition derived from geico insurance's advertising methods

-Let's get pizza. I love pizza.
-Don't you hate George Bush? He is a big pussy.
-...You geicoed it.

*While peacefully walking down the street, a naked man frantically runs out of a fancy restaurant screaming* "Dude, what a geico." or "That was geico."

That's so geico

crack head

1. one who does excessive amounts of crack.

2. one who acts as though they do excessive amounts of crack.

Laura was acting like a crack head.

albow

means the same thing as 'elbow'. Used by skanks.

My ablow hurt after I ran it into the wall.
"Sorry I albowed you" said Jussy