Wanksta

A wankster iz a person that tries to act like a gangsta but has no gear.. meaning sean john.. shytt lyke that..

50-cent iz a wanksta

south jersey

South Jersey..because Philadelphia is our city, we love WaWa(and there is at least 1 every 5 miles), the Eagles(people randomly shout out the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES cheer EVERYWHERE), a good hoagie not sub/hero, a real cheesesteak, jimmies on our ice cream, you ask what exit one if from off of the NJ turnpike,its the shore not the beach (and you always go there after prom), you know where the cherry hill, moorestown, deptford and even echelon mall are, and we think North Jersey should be a separate state.

It's wudder not water.

Mattgasm

An experince one recieves when touching themselves at night and kills dinosaurs!! That being said it is like a whole new genre of Orgasm dedicated to Matty boo!!

NO, joke ladies I had the wetest Mattgasm.....Oh my G!!

life

an obstacle that no one can get through

"I suck at life."

geico

-to do/say something completely irrelevent
-when something irrelevent happens

can be used as a noun, verb, or an adjective.

definition derived from geico insurance's advertising methods

-Let's get pizza. I love pizza.
-Don't you hate George Bush? He is a big pussy.
-...You geicoed it.

*While peacefully walking down the street, a naked man frantically runs out of a fancy restaurant screaming* "Dude, what a geico." or "That was geico."

That's so geico

crack head

1. one who does excessive amounts of crack.

2. one who acts as though they do excessive amounts of crack.

Laura was acting like a crack head.

park ave.

One of Conner Oberst's first bands, before Bright Eyes, and after Commander Venus. Much more pop influenced. Their one full length album was all recorded on and * track machine and not meant to be released. None of the members started off knowing how to play their instruments.

"Park Ave. broke up, when Jen moved away..."