holy demented shit

-a state of being amazed
-state of being frustrated
-when something is so retardedly hilarious

-I want you to write 5 pages about giraffes.
-HOLY DEMENTED SHIT!

-I don't get it...
-Holy demented shit

-I pissed myself in school...
-LMAO! HOLY DEMENTED SHIT, THATS HILARIOUS!

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420

April 20th
4:20am/pm

the special date or time where potheads of all kinds go out and get stoned

420 is a police code for either drugbust/marijuana

Today is 420, bitchy Rick James!

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cheesedick

-more vital way of describing an asshole
-when someone gets away with being an asshole and somehow ends up "innocent"

Best friend is dating your loved one while you're at work. When you're around, they acts like a family friend.

That guy is a fucking cheesedick

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dinosaur

slang

a syringe that is filled with heroin/drugs

Would you give me the dinosaur already?

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Jamie Lynn Spears

A rich kid snob whos only getting famous because of her older sister. I dont know maybe you've heard of her, Britney Spears? Yeah, and this one says she wants to be "bigger than the first." But uh, would she even be here if it wasn't for the "first?"

Hey look theres Haylie Duff, another Jamie Lynn Spears!

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meemur

to have an oddly shaped mouth expression while talking and makes them look goofy.

that boy has a meemur cause lip went up more on the left side way to much it looked goofy.

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Skateboard

Something you should do for fun, not for your image!

I love ta skate! (not for my image, cuz no one knows i skate except for my best friend)

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