Yeet Miester

The sexy hunk of man, known to be a demigod, brother of lord tchanka - Eric Vivian Mathews
Eric Vivian Mathews (more commonly known as swagger souls) is the beautiful crusader you praise when you enter church. Swagger Souls Helmet is not the source of his all-holy power but it helps him control it.

Nigger 1: ayo my nig the Yeet Miester Let me blow him

Nigger 2: holy shit nigga you got thet holy crusade?!