dewey

1. drunkenly self injuring yourself on your birthday and having to be rushed to the emergency room by your friends.

2. drunkenly tripping and smashing your head into the concrete and having to be rushed to the emergency room by your friends

3. any incident involving a dj or a drunk person falling, stumbling, tripping, or taking some kind of giant leap or hurtle that results in an injury so serious they require immediate medical attention, and are only able to obtain this medical attention with the aid of two or more of your drunken friends

1. "oh yea we were drunk leaving party last night and she tripped head first into a cement step and totally deweyed. we had to take her to the hospital. there were two stitches and alot of blood. we were there for 6 hours or so in the emergency room."

2. "dude what happened to your leg?"
"no big deal man, it was my birthday and i totally deweyed last night"

"sucks bro"

3. "so wait, why did dan move out?"
"whatever dude, he pulled a dewey and lives with his mom now."

4. "well...i thought he really liked me but turns out the whole time he was just deweying me."

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